War of the PJs...continues!

[motr_fresco]

cool pjs ppl!! And really what's the fuss about repetitions or how old it is???? its ok na?? no one's going to do it on purpose!! the whole issue and ensuing argument reeks of silliness....

the banana one was the best!!! i was laughing for quite a while.......and the shayaris were great too!!

[John Anderton]

Q) What's the difference between a man jumping off the first floor and a man jumping off the 10th?
A) The former goes "*hit* aaaaaaaa " while the latter goes "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *hit* :-X"

Q) Other than both being fruits, what's the difference between an orange and a banana? (This might be old and repeated )
A) They are both not apples

Q) If a man is dying, what will you give him?
Sweets? nah :-X
Salt? nah  :-\
Unicorn's blood? This is not a harry potter book
Elixir of life? Find a philosipher's stone first

The answer is.. not medicines :-\ This is a PJ, remember?
(ok this is an old one. Just in case you didn't get it by now..)
Ambuja cement. Is cement me jaan hai! :o

[nickus_rules]

the post no. has been staganted(at least as far as i can see.. )so i wil have to do smthng!! and stridy we need bettr smilies!!
ok here it goes

PJ SHAYARI
samundar kinare baithe hain
kabhi to lehar aayegi

samundar kinare baithe hain
kabhi to lehar aayegi

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chappal to dhul jayegi!!!!


ANOTHER DEADLY PJ:-
there was a gang jo logo ko maar ke unki dead bodies par ghanti bajate the....
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MARKETING
MAR-KE-TING!!
ENJOI!! ;D

[strider]

man the marketing wala was truly deadly!! cool ones nick. :clap: :clap:

[SaM]

how will u abuse a computer when it hangs??
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" teri mother board ki.."


 What's the height of Fashion...




A baby demanding Low waist diapers...


Why are Indian husbands known as "SILVER"?

And

Why are American husbands known as "GOLD"?


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Arae Socho


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Thoda sur Socho

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Nahi Aata


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Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u"( Scientific Symbol of gold )

[John Anderton]

This isn't a joke per-say but its a funny image. It shows the typical mood versus time of day graph under the influence of caffine

[nickus_rules]

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek


Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....


Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........








Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.


Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........


Einstein says " newton's out..newton's out....."



Newton denies and says "I am not out........

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All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.


Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!

[John Anderton]

That was awesome nick!

[nickus_rules]

Ok here's one :

3 cockraches were walkin on the MG road in bangalore. One cockroach was in love so he started singing " tuje dekha to yeh jana sanam.. "

Suddenly all the 3 cockraches died of heart attack and none survived. WHY????








Beacause the song was a "HIT" song!!
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Once upon a time, Sada and Ada , visited the coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn't (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!


Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

[strider]

the last post was more than 120 days back... how do i know, well, when i clicked on reply, the forum displayed a message saying so

so, lemme just restart the war for our great warriors to continue...

Sardar Garbhajan Singh went for hunting in a thick forest. He did not even find an animal. He is in his jeep. All of sudden one Lion jumped from a bush. Sardar frightened forgot to shoot, start the jeep and accelerate it fast to save himself. But the Lion is just behind him full speed. Ahead a junction the road divides and goes to two sides, Garbajen looked through the mirror the lion is just behind. He has an idea and saved his life. Do you know what he did??
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He flashed the left indicator of the jeep on approaching the junction and turn to right.!!!!

[John Anderton]

What do programmer's do when they are trying to sleep?

socho...







socho na...








want the answer?








THEY WRITE CODE
Don't get what code they write?
while(!asleep()) sheep++;